Jan 8, 2011

Hail To The King!

We had learned from other travelers that we should get our China visas here in Chiang Mai because it took 4 days, and the embassy took your passport until they gave you the visa.  We rented a motorcycle from Ron and went over to the embassy.

P - You're good with only renting 1 motorcycle?

G- Well, I'm as good as I can be.

P- And you're willing to let me drive?

G- I don't like it, but I think we'd be better off with you being in the center of the motorcycle and me being on the back so that the weight distribution is even.

P- Are you going to bitch at me the whole time I'm driving?

G- No.  I promise that I won't.  But please drive safely and don't scare me.  Also don't be scared, like you were the other day, going in between cars, and shake your wheel while you drive too quickly between them. Go slower if it makes you feel better.  I don't want to be freaked out by you acting like you're going to crash while you go through the cars.

P- Ok.  I'll drive as safe as I can, but don't yell at me.

G- I promise to be as quite as possible.  Don't scare the shit out of  me.  I like my legs and I don't want the skin scraped across the pavement.  Also, I have NEVER, did you hear me, NEVER broken a bone, and I'd prefer not to have that happen in Chiang Mai.

P- Yes, yes.  I hear you.  Don't scrape your skin and don't break your bones.  You're so demanding!

Phyl drove us to the Chinese embassy and she did a good job.  I was not more terrified than I was when I was driving. Well, maybe a little bit, but I did not say a word!  I swear!   The Asian work week is Monday - Saturday, so we assumed that the embassy would be open.  Unfortunately, it was closed on Saturday and Sunday.  At least we picked up the applications.

We returned to the guesthouse and hung out until early evening when we went to the Saturday Night Market.  It was lined down one street in the neighborhood just outside the west wall of the old city.  We walked through the street looking at the sites.  This was a Thai event and we saw few tourists.  Then we crossed the moat and walked along the food stalls just inside the city walls.  We saw beautiful cupcakes, very colorful sweet treats, varieties of grilled meats on skewers, rice, noodles, soups, fried chicken heads, fried chicken feet, and whole ducks. We purchased chicken hearts on a skewer and ate them as we walked along.

P- I love that we can buy these chicken organs for 5 Baht.

G- Me too.  They are yummy!  But I wish we could buy some grilled veggies to go with them.  I never see grilled veggies.

P- You're right.  That's obviously not something they grill.

G- You sure you don't want a fried chicken head?  They sure look tasty!

P- Thanks, but I think I'll pass.

The streets became so crowded that we decided to give up our stroll.  We had decided earlier that we wanted to see a movie and had looked on line to find the location and movie time, so we jumped into a red truck taxi and headed over to "Central" a large mall that the locals frequented.  Ironically, Phyl was much better negotiating than me, maybe it's because I had to do that for a living and since I'm on a break from 'real life', I refuse to negotiate , so she negotiated a fee of 20 Baht per person on the taxi.  When we arrived at Central, the taxi driver tried to charge us 40 Baht per person instead of total, but Phyl stood her ground, and he ultimately accepted the 40 Baht, total, that he had originally agreed upon.

Before we left home we had seen the previews for The Tourist, with Johnny Dep & Angelina Jolie, so this is the movie we had selected.  We climbed the steps to the mall entrance, passing the vendors with their wares set up on blankets spread upon the ground.  No one called to us because this was a Thai sales location. At the top of the stairs, we saw massage chairs lined up and behind them, mats on the ground where full body massages were being given.  Dorothy, you ain't in Kansas anymore. If you want a Swedish massage in a small, quiet room with soothing music and trickling water, go home.

The movie tickets cost us 180 Bahts (about $6.00 USD/person) which thrilled us to no end considering it cost $25.00 total for us to see a movie in California.  The whole time we were in Cali we only saw 2 movies.  Netflicks was far cheaper!  We purchased popcorn (real popcorn, not caramel popcorn) and a Pepsi - What you gonna do? We had no choice! At least it had ice. - for 120 Baht (approx. $4.00 total)  Then we sat at the theater door waiting for the prior movie to end.

Of course we had selected our seats upon purchase, but the theater was not even near full, so we just sat wherever we wanted.  Naturally, 4 people came and sat right next to us, even though the theater held about 200 people and currently contained only 12.  We moved over.  The previews began................  after they ended, some music started and everyone stood up..........................

P- What the hell are they standing up for? First they sit right next to us even though the theater only has about 20 people in it, now they're going to move?

G- I have no idea what they're doing.  Um, look at the screen, it's telling us to stand up.

We stood as a movie about the King of Thailand began to play.  It showed scenes from the wonderful things he had done all around the country.  Of course, it was in Thai, so we didn't know what it was saying, but the king is 88  years old and the movie never showed him older than 45.  It lasted about 5 minutes, then we could sit down.

P- Are you shitting me?  Every time these people go to a movie they have to watch this crap about the king?

G- That appears to be the case.  It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. We'll have to ask Ron about this.  And hello, I think the people know he's older than 45!

P- It's hysterical that they pretend he's young when he's really old.

The movie began and we really enjoyed it.  Angelina Jolie was dressed to the 9's in every scene and is absolutely exquisite!  Go see it.  We left the theater and got another red taxi back to the guesthouse.  It had been a very enjoyable night!

G- I am enjoying our time so much more now.

P- I am too.

G- Something seems to have changed since my breakdown and our discussion with Shannon.

P- We've just been enjoying ourselves more and seeing and doing things that make this worthwhile.

G- Yes, that's it.  I'm glad we feel better.

Jan 7, 2011

No Chicken For You!!!!!

Still not ready to do anything strenuous, we spent our day on the chaises. Around lunch time, Phyl went to the street vendor around the corner to get us some lunch. This was our favorite lunch time vendor, and the dishes were about 30 Baht ($1.00 USD) each.


P- (to the vendor) I'll have a fried rice with vegetables and a soup with chicken.

Vendor – No chicken. Seafood.

P- Ok. I'll have seafood soup. Does that have coconut milk?

Vendor – Yes, coconut milk.

P- Good. That is my favorite.

Vendor – Ok. I make for you.

Phyl watched as he made the fried rice, which seems to always be the first dish prepared. The vendor is preparing everything in one wok on one burner. After he put the rice in the container, he cleaned the wok, from a soapy bucket on the side of the cart, and proceeded to make the soup. Phyl watched as he started his broth and added mussels, shrimp, squid, oyster sauce, and soy sauce. As he started to add the seasonings (onion, lemon grass, basil, etc.), which she knew by now, came last, she asked him again.........

P- Coconut milk?

Vendor – Yes.

He cooked it for 1 more minute, then started to pour it into the bag (a thick clear plastic bag that all 'to go' soups come in – like gold fish at a fair). He never added the coconut milk, so Phyl said...............

P- Coconut milk?

Vendor – Yes. Coconut milk, but today none. You like, not coconut milk.

P- Ok. I guess I don't get coconut milk today.

Vendor – No. You like. Tomorrow coconut milk.

Phyl returned to the breeze way laughing.

G- What did you get us.

P- Well, I got us food, and I'm sure it'll be good, but it is not what I ordered. You know how it is in Asia, you tell them what you want, then they give you what they have. LMAO!!!

G- Whatever. I'm hungry, so I'll eat whatever they gave us.

P- Look at these little bags of sauce. I guess it's for the rice.

We ate the lunch we were given and we enjoyed it. When one travels through Asia, one must be flexible. And it must never be forgotten that the delicious, very fresh and filling lunch just cost us $2.00 USD!!

Jan 6, 2011

The Conundrum

We slept late, then sat in the breeze way and drank coffee and had yogurt and muesli (granola), a benefit of staying at a European owned guesthouse. In the early afternoon, we went off to McDonald's.


Sometimes we just need a burger and fries. Unfortunately, there is a higher soy content in the Thai McDonald's burgers; definitely more than in Malaysia. But we enjoyed them nonetheless.

After lunch we returned to our spots on the chaises, to read and relax, in the breezeway. Suddenly Kosta appeared. He advised that he had come looking for us, but Emma advised him that we were off on a tour with Ron. He seemed very agitated and advised us that the police had been to his guesthouse looking for the money he owed to the hospital. Of course he was insured, because he is European and not American, but his insurance had not yet paid and he had to pay a portion.

Kosta – I must ask you something and I understand if you tell me no, but do you think you could loan me 8,000 Bahts (about $260.00 USD) until my friends put the money into my account? I would give you my passport to hold until I pay you back.

G- Oh, Kosta, I don’t' know. You called your friends already and asked them to deposit the money into your bank account so you can make an ATM withdrawal?

Kosta – Yes. I don't know what takes so long, but the money is not in the account yet.

P- Can the hospital wait a few more days?

Kosta – I don't know. I told them I would pay them Monday thinking I could get the money, but I have not been able to get it yet and I am worried that the police will put me in jail. I never expected them to come to my guesthouse.

G- Kosta, please go stand outside the guesthouse while we talk.

Kosta – Ok. Thank you. (He paced outside on the street while we talked.)

G- Shit! I'd really like to help him.

P- I know baby, but we don't know him from Adam. We only met him and went to Doi Suthep with him.

G- I am always prone to want to help people, but I am nervous about this. What if he is just a great scam artist? He seems like a nice guy, but that would be what makes him good at scamming people. Ted Bundy seemed like the all American trustworthy guy too.

P- I agree. If he was someone we knew for longer, then I'd say yes, but I have to say no. Besides, he's not asking for 20, 50 or even 100 dollars, but $240! That is a lot of money for us to risk losing.

G- Damn! I hate telling him no if he's just a guy in need, but how can we know for sure and I don't want to get scammed. Arghhhhhhhhhhh! Some of the facts seem odd. Why can't his friends come up with the money? In Euros it's even less than $240 USD. Why doesn't he have a credit card to get a cash advance? There are things that make me skeptical.

P- Plus, we just have to be cautious. I know you want to help him. I want to help him too, but I think we'd be crazy to give that much money to someone we just met.

G- He did say he'd give us his passport, but we don't know what a real Belgium passport is supposed to look like. There are many fake passports. Maybe he'd give us a fake one. I'll totally feel like shit if we learn that he was telling us the truth and really someone in need and not a scam artist, but everyone who has ever been scammed has believed, and trusted, the person who scammed them.

P- I feel really bad about it too, but we have to say no.

G- I agree. (I signaled to Kosta for him to come back in.)

Kosta – What did you decide?

G- Kosta, we feel bad about this, but we have to tell you no. We do not really know you.

P – And as we told you, we are just naturally skeptical. We did not even want to leave our shoes at the temple entrance!

Kosta – I understand. It's ok.

G - We wish we could tell you yes, but we barely know you. You could be an excellent scam artist. We cannot risk it.

Kosta – I understand. I just thought I'd take the chance to ask you. No hard feelings. We're still friends.

G- Is there any other way that we can help you besides giving you money? If there is some other way for us to help you, please tell us and we will do it. But we cannot give you money. Call your friends and tell them to hurry up and put the money into your account.

Kosta – It's ok. Thank you for considering it. (He left.)

G- Dammit it to hell! I hate that we have to be so distrustful of people, but we'd be crazy to give money to someone we don't know. I don't think he's a con artist, but I doubt anyone feels that someone who cons them is a con artist

P- I feel bad too, but don't feel too bad. We cannot give him money. We don't know him. That is a lot of money for us to risk losing and that amount of money is at least a weeks worth of traveling.

G- He told us that he has a great network of friends at home and they are all upset over the way the bitch has treated him, so what would be taking so long for them to put the money into his account. I know that if we ran into this problem, we could call our friends and have the necessary money put into our account in a day.

P- How can he be traveling without even 1 credit card?

G- I don't know. I hope we did the right thing, but this will haunt me. I guess if we never see him again, we'll know we did the right thing, and if we do see him again, we'll just feel like shit.

P- I don't think we have a choice and I think he truly understands our predicament. We shall see.

Jan 5, 2011

Ron's Tour - Day 2




The alarm rang so early that it was still dark outside!  It was 5:15 am.

G- Whah!!!  Why do we have to start so early?

P- I don't know.  I don't like it either, but I know this is killing you.  I'll go downstairs and get us some coffee.

We met Ron in the lobby at the appointed time.  He was having breakfast and reading the news on his iPad.  Phyl joined him in eating breakfast, and I had some orange juice.  The boys arrived 10 minutes before our intended departure time and scarfed down some breakfast.  The sun was just peaking over the horizon as we piled into the truck and drove away.  Phyl asked Ron questions.................... she's the eager beaver in the morning.  I sat in the back in my usual morning coma state and the boys fell back asleep.

 Ron used the GPS on his iPad to guide us down the small roads that lead to the city of Mae Chan. We headed up the mountain, into the area of the golden triangle, to Archa Tong Forest Monastery, also called Wat Maa Tong (The Golden Horse Monastery).  This monastery and orphanage was founded 11 years ago by Phra Kru Ba Neua Chai, a world champion muay thai boxer who later became a monk.  After years of boxing, he went into the hills of Mai Sai to meditate.  While meditating in a cave for 7 days, he experienced a vision that called him to go to the Golden Horse shrine.  He has worked hard to fight the drug trade by taking the Dharma to the local villagers.  It was during these outings that he found children in need of help, thus beginning the orphanage.  He educates, feeds, houses and teaches the children muay thai boxing.



We walked around the monastery/orphanage looking at the boxing ring, living quarters, a few monks on horseback (Each new arrival to the orphanage is given a horse to teach responsibility, for the bonding experience, and, because the area is so vast, to travel between/among the hill tribes.) and the many Buddha statues. We learned that there is a particular Buddha statute, in a different position, representing each day of the week, with Wednesday having 2, one standing and one lying down.

P- Ron, why does that statue have a beard and a leopard sash? I've never seen that one.


Ron – He is a monk who has reached the highest level of enlightenment and has magical powers. Because he's reached such a high level, he is allowed to marry.

P- Oh really? I guess he's got the magical power of the penis!

G- I guess every monk aspires to reach that level so they can stop being celibate?

Ron – (laughs) Well, not really. There are very few monks that reach this level because they have to have magical powers.

P- I can hear it now................”hey baby, want to see my magical powers in action?”

G- LMAO!!!



We stood at the entrance way to the monastery and put donations of food, which we had purchased further down the hill, into the offering bowls of the monks, as the procession of monk and horse road into the compound. The monks live off of the charity of others. We received a prayer and blessing from the monk in charge, Phra Khru Bah Neua Chai, was not normally there as he is usually visiting hill tribes. We were about to leave when a nun advised us that Phra Khru Bah Neua Chai was on his way. Ron was very excited as it is so difficult to catch him there. We were very excited to get to meet him.



He arrived on horseback and gave us a blessing, although we had no idea what he was saying because it was in Thai. He then autographed pictures and gave us wristbands to represent the blessing. There is something about wearing these wristbands of string that give us a good feeling whenever we look down at them. Everyone is wearing the wristbands.




Finally, we left the monastery and hiked up to the cave where Phra Khru Bah meditated and saw his vision. He goes there every year and meditates for 7 days. The hike was, of course, mostly uphill and took about 30 minutes. The view from the area around the cave was extremely beautiful and sitting in the cave, in which people have meditated for hundreds of years, was somewhat spiritual. In one of Phra Khru Bah's meditations, he was surrounded by a swarm of bees, which was a specific sign, and today, all of the monks who live at his monastery are tattooed with a bee so that if any are lost, he can meditate and locate them. We hiked back down the mountain and stopped at a bathroom on the way to the truck.



G- Damn! I didn't bring the backpack, so we have no toilet paper. I guess I'm going to resort to the sprayer.


P- Well, it sucks, but I guess we have no choice. We'd better pee here because we never know when we'll get to pee again.

G- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh my gawd!!!!

P- (from the next “stall” which was really separated by a brick wall) What's wrong?

G- The water in the sprayer is ice cold. Holy Shit! My clitoris has retreated into my body. I think I feel it in my throat! What kind of sadist came up with spraying the nether region with ice cold water?

P- Some man who never has to spray his pecker with ice cold water. Thanks for doing that first. Maybe I'll just drip dry.


G- Oh no! That's nasty. You spray too. I'd hate to be alone in my suffering.


P- AHHHHHHHH! You're right! That water is cold!

We loaded back into the truck and headed higher into the mountains. We were beginning to get hungry and shared a treat from Ron: sticky rice, cooked in coconut milk, and packed into a bamboo stalk about a foot and a half long. It was quite tasty. We stopped at an overlook and could see Laos and the last mountains of the Himalayan mountain chain. We drove further, passing several check points, until we were driving along the Burma (aka Myanmar, although I refuse to use this name) Thailand border. We stopped at the Burma/Thailand border overlook and enjoyed the beautiful view. Ron pointed out areas that were previously opium/poppy fields which have since been razed. We continued on our path until we were in a fairly deserted area very near the border. We stopped, did an illegal crossing onto the Burmese side of the border, and took a few photos.



A few more miles along the border, we stopped at a very small community that use to grown and harvest opium/poppies. Today, they grow a coffee bean that is world renowned and highly sought after. The king of Thailand made it a point to crush opium growing and harvesting in his country and, instead of just telling the people they could not grow opium, taught them how to grow coffee beans. All beans are picked and dried by hand, which is why they are so highly valued, and today the villagers earn more money producing these coffee beans than they did opium poppies (not all poppies can make opium). The coffee also ensures more stability by giving them a legal way to earn a living and allowing them to free themselves from drug lords.


We then headed to the tourist's area of the golden triangle so that we could see where most tourists are taken when they think they have visited the golden triangle. What made our trip with Ron so special is that we saw the actual golden triangle, which is that area made up of a portion of Thailand, Burma, & Laos. It was given the name by a low level US State Department official due to the money earned selling the poppies/opium from that area. It was once the worlds #1 opium producing area. The tourist area was like a circus, but we did enjoy our lunch and seeing the location where the 3 countries meet at the Mekong River.





A few miles back up the road, we went to the Opium Museum, the pet project of the Queen, to teach people the history of Opium and discourage opium use. The museum was fantastic; very informative and advanced, with multimedia presentations. The entrance way was designed by the White Temple artist, whose work we now recognized, and clearly expressed how addiction tortures the souls of the addicted. We learned how opium was once promoted by the US and East India Trading Company, specifically within China, and led to the end of the Chinese Dynasties. We also learned that Morphine and heroin is made from opium. Because Morphine is such a necessary medication, opium must still be grown, and there are countries growing and selling it legally, for Morphine production.


 




After the museum we returned to the truck for the long drive back to Chiang Mai. The boys slept for much of the way, while Ron, Phyl & I discussed various topics. Ron is quite an interesting man and a humanitarian. It was a pleasure meeting him. The ride was a very long 4 hours. There was very little leg room, and my knees were killing me. As we neared Chiang Mai, Ron put Beyonce on the radio. There we were, 2 middle aged white, American women, a Dutchman now living in Thailand, and 2 early 20's Chinese boys all singing to Beyonce's songs. The ability of music to unify is truly amazing!!




This tour was so incredible that it turned our trip around. This is why we had come to Asia! It was educational and fulfilling in a way that cannot be adequately described. We felt very fortunate to have found Ron and been able to take this off the beaten path tour with him. Finally, we arrived at the guesthouse at 8:30 pm, bought some fried rice at a street vendor, showered, and were asleep by 10:00 pm.

Jan 4, 2011

Ron's Tour - Day 1

Ansen


Freshman


We had arranged a tour through Ron, our guesthouse owner, to various locations in Northern Thailand. It was initially only going to be Ron, Phyl & me, but Ron advised that 2 new guests, (23 yr old Freshman and 24 yr old Ansen from Shanghai, China) were going to join us. This was good news as it lowered the cost for us.


We left at 8:30 am in Ron's Land Rover, Phyl in the front seat and me in the back with the boys. We headed north, and after about 1 hour, stopped at an orchid nursery. The orchid varieties were amazing and very beautiful! Ron bought 2 to bring back to the guesthouse. The boys looked briefly, but were clearly not as interested in the flowers as were we. Our next stop was at hot springs; basically 2 pools, surrounded by a brick wall, one with a geyser that shot, continually, 15-20 feet into the air. A little lady stood at the calm pool selling small baskets of egg that you could boil in the hot water. Ansen purchased a basket and dropped them into the water, losing one of his eggs. Reflexively, he reached in to grabbed his egg, and screamed and pulled his hand out quickly.

Ansen – AHHHH!! The water is very hot.

P- Hello! Ansen, HOT SPRING!! You are boiling eggs in it! Boiling water!


He laughed and ran to the other side with his basket of eggs while Freshman took photos. Ansen is quite the character, an outgoing jokester, while Freshman (nickname for Yuen) was quieter. Back in the vehicle, we began to climb a mountain. About 30 minutes up the road, the Land Rover began to make very strange sounds, and I was thinking that there was a serious problem when, just as we approached a checkpoint, the vehicle began to overheat, smoke billowing from the engine. We all got out, joined by the border police, and looked under the hood. We pushed the vehicle to the side of the road and Ron called Emma to bring us another vehicle and get this one towed back to town.




We sat at the checkpoint watching cars and motorcycles go by and discussing life in China, the US, and Thailand. We asked Ron numerous questions about Thai culture and were surprised to learn about how lazy Thai men are. He explained that basically, the woman do most of the work, but still retain a submissive reverence for the husband. Even when the marriages end, usually due to the husband's infidelity or abusiveness, the women seem unable to cope, and with little resources, turn to the oldest profession to support themselves and their children, resulting in the large Thai sex industry.



Initially the border police were somewhat standoffish, eyeing us suspiciously and asking our countries of origin, but after we sat there for about 1.5 hours, they warmed up and talked to us. It was lunchtime and we were starving; one of the border cops brought us a bunch of vegetables he had just pulled out the ground. We couldn't decide if they were white radishes or turnips, but they kind've tasted like mild raw potatoes. We ate some nonetheless.

P- Ron, not so much in Chiang Mai, but outside of the city area, it seems like there is a lot of garbage.

Ron- Yes, it is a problem. In the city the shop owners keep their areas clean, but there are no Thai litter laws. The people don't see the necessity in not littering or in picking up trash. They don't understand what it does to the ecosystem and environment.

P- Well, when we were all standing around the hood of the car, and the border guard touched the engine, I watched him wipe his hand on a tissue and then throw it off the road into the bushes. I was thinking WTH? This is a cop doing this.

Ron – Yes, that's exactly what I mean. That's the mentality of the people.




Emma finally arrived in a small, extended cab, pick up truck. We moved our bags and climbed in, Phyl in the front and me in the back with the boys. Due to the unforeseen delay, Ron switched the order of our tour just a bit. We headed for a river restaurant famous for it's pies and ravenously ate the so very delicious, homemade pies, (Phyl- strawberry cheese cake and me- lemon meringue), as we sat watching the river. After a time Ron asked if we noticed anything unusual. None of us had noticed, but the water in this river was flowing upstream. No one could explain why this natural occurrence happened.




Back on the road, we headed to the White Temple (Wat Rong Khun), designed by Chalermchai Kositpipat, a recovered alcoholic, and world renowned artist. The temple is still under construction today. It is very beautiful and very delicate, looking almost like it is made of ice due to the millions of tiny mirrors covering most of the carvings. The white color represents Buddha's purity & the mirrors represent Buddha's wisdom that shines brightly all over the earth and universe. The interior of the temple is painted with very colorful murals with the back wall representing hell and the front wall showing Buddha's ascent to heaven. We then walked through a museum displaying his paintings from his first to very recent ones. Finally, we went to the factory area where temple statuary continues to be made by artisans.


We drove further north toward Mae Sai and stopped at the Karen Long Neck and Akha Hill Tribes. The story is an extremely sad one. The hill tribes were once nomadic, hunter gatherers living in the area that is currently the Burmese/Thailand border mountains. With the instability in Burma, they moved into what is now considered Thailand, but the Thai government does not recognize them as citizens, so they cannot move freely, gain employment, obtain papers such as a passport, or utilize social programs, such as public education or medical treatment, offered to Thai citizens. Basically, they are stuck, citizens of no country, on reservations inside Thailand. NGOs or nonprofit agencies try to help them and they have established an area where they sell their handicrafts, on a rotation basis, and pool the earnings to feed and cloth the people on the reservations.

They lived in structures surrounding their handicraft stalls. These homes were the most primitive we'd seen since arriving in Asia. They lacked electricity or plumbing. We walked through the 'sales area' and took photos. We purchased scarves and little purses hand made on primitive looms. We saw children with gold rings around their necks. This is the identifying feature of the long necks, gold rings around their necks. Ron advised that the story of it's origins is that, when the men were off hunting, the women worked the fields and were often attacked by tigers, who would grab the women by their throats. They began wearing rings on their necks to protect them from the tigers. I think this story is quite suspect, but it evolved into a sign of beauty. The first ring is attached at age 12, and a new ring is added every year, on their birthday, until they are married. Thus, the small children with rings around their necks were clearly decorated only for tourists. The Akha are known for the large circular disks that they insert into their earlobes, creating large holes through the earlobes.

G- Ugh! I feel sick to my stomach about that whole scene.

P- Me too. I feel like I want to be here to help them by buying things, but I also feel like this is a circus set up to exploit them.

G- Yes, I feel like it's a human zoo. We're taking photo of them and with them, and of course I want photos and that's part of how they attract people here who then buy their stuff, but the whole thing is just disturbing.

P- On the other hand, if no tourists ever came here, they'd starve to death.

Ron- It is horrible, but it does help them. This does give them a way to earn some sort of living.

G- It's just terrible. I almost wish I could just scrub the images from my mind and the bad feelings from my heart. Humanity is so inhumane. It sickens me. None of this is necessary!!

P- But, there are places even worse than this.

G- I know, if/when I see those places, it might just break my heart and give me nightmares.  Hell, horrific things go on in America just like every other place.

We left Mae Sai and returned to Chiang Rai (not to be confused with Chiang Mai) where we checked into our hotel. After a 30 minute rest, we met in the lobby and headed off for a drink and to see the magnificent town square clock, designed by the White Temple creator, Chalermchai Kositpipat.  We sat in a bar, next to the clock, and had a round of drinks. During our discussion of the Chiang Rai nightlife, Freshman burst into song, and it was then that we learned that quiet Freshman loved to Karaoke. Maybe he wasn't so quiet after all? At 7:00 pm, the gold, ultra ornate, clock began to gong, play music and change colors from pink to orange to blue to green. Ron had warned us about the display. It was quite the spectacle!!! Something Al Copeland would enjoy. It was so Liberacciesque and so over the top that we loved it!

The boys went off to dinner with a plan to dance the night away in the disco on the bottom floor of our hotel. We accompanied Ron to a Dutch restaurant where Phyl finally had the baked potato that she had been craving. We thoroughly enjoyed our meal, then Phyl & I walked back to the hotel while Ron headed off to meet some friends. Upon our return to the hotel, we discovered that the boys were already in their room. After watching a movie, we fell asleep, our organs vibrating to the disco beat from the loud music below.

Jan 3, 2011

Doi Suthep

Via email, we had arranged to Skype with Shannon this morning. We drank our coffee until the appointed time, then moved to the quiet, computer room just off the breeze way. It was good timing and allowed us to get an outsider's opinion about how we were feeling. We discussed our situation and our feelings of disappointment. Shannon had some good, insightful words of advice. My peri menopausal craziness had subsided, and we, I, was back to normal.

G- I'm sorry muffin. I want to control it, and before it happens, I concentrate on controlling it, but when it hits me, I simply can't control the insanity.

P- I know, baby, and I understand. I think it makes you even crazier because you want to control it, but you can't.

G- That's true. While I'm in the throes of craziness, I'm angry at myself for not being able to control it.

After our conversation with Shannon, Kosta arrived. Phyl & I had planned on renting 1 motorcycle for the day, but Kosta recommended that we each get our own because the ride up the mountain to Doi Suthep was steep and the motorcycle would struggle transporting 2 people. Also, Phyl and I both wanted to drive. I was not a fan of motorcycles and had never ridden on, or driven one, but being a control freak, did not want to put my fate in Phyl's hands who had driven a motorcycle, but not in 35 years. We finally, at Kosta's urging, rented a motorcycle for each of us. After all, Ron rented them for 150 Baht (approx. $5.00 USD/day).

Emma,  the guesthouse manager, drove our motorcycles down the breeze way.

Emma – You want helmets?

G- Yes! Definitely want helmets!!

Emma – Ok. (She said this as though it were no big deal either way, and went off to find us helmets.)

G- OMG! After seeing tourists in Bali, and now in Chiang Mai, with terrible road rash from motorcycle crashes, I am terrified of leaving my nicely tanned skin on the pavement of this town. A concussion in Thailand isn't exactly on my bucket list either. As we speak, Kosta is the poster child for road rash and concussion.

P- Me either, but you'll be fine. You'll get the hang of riding it in no time.

G- I know, but we're also driving on the opposite side of the road. There is so much to think about. It's disgusting that I use to be fearless and now I'm so cautious. I guess 15 years of claims handling will do that to a person?

P- That and the difference between 25 and 43.

G- Thanks. I don't have to be reminded. We are fortunate to be able to follow Kosta and not have to worry about where we're going. At least that's one less thing for us to think about.

We took off down the street, following Kosta, around the corner, along the moat, and finally on the road up the mountain. Phyl was more comfortable on the bike and followed Kosta closely. I went very slowly and brought up the rear. Just past the Chiang Mai Zoo, at the base of the mountain, we stopped at a large Buddha statue which represented the beginning of the journey up to Doi Suthep. All pilgrims to the temple stopped at the statue and gave an offering. Phyl & Kosta stayed by the motorcycles while I went to snap a few photos of the offerings.

We proceeded up the winding mountain road and the temperature began to cool considerably. Fortunately, I had been a little cool on the way to the Buddha statue and had put my jacket on at that time. Phyl was in a sleeveless shirt and did not want her jacket, but later conceded that she was cool on the ride up. As each mile passed, we began to feel more comfortable on the bikes. The scenery was beautiful, it reminded us of the ride we use to take across the mountains to Half Moon Bay, but without the scents of the Eucalyptus trees, and once we stopped at an overlook to view Chiang Mai.

We arrived at Doi Suthep and Kosta led us to the parking area where we simply parked our motorcycles in front of a car. The parking lot was gridlock for cars, but motorcycles just go around them. We stopped in the 'bathroom' first..............

G- You go first, then you hold the backpack and I'll go. (I paid the 5 Baht each.)

P- (When she came out) I just squatted and didn't use pinky.

G- Really? How was it on your knees?

P- I squatted, and kind've leaned my back on the wall. It wasn't too bad.

G- Ok, I'll try it. (After squatting quite successfully...) You're right! That wasn't too bad at all.

We started our climb to the the temple, first up a gentle slope, passing vendors selling fresh fruit, meats on skewers, roasted corn on the cob, and of course, various souvenirs. We said our 'no, thanks yous', 'already bought some', 'not hungry right now', and 'maybe laters', and continued on our way. Finally we arrived at the bottom of the 300 steps we had to climb to get to the top. Who needs StairMaster when you're in Asia? Two beautiful Naga (Dragons) stood sentinel at the base of the steps and their bodies lead the way to the top.

P- This climb wasn't as bad as most.

G- Well, it was shaded the whole way up, and your legs are in better shape.

P- Climbing all the steps that we've been climbing, my ass should be sitting on my shoulders.

G- Um, no. Also, the steps are not too steep and appear to be all the same size. What a novel idea!

When we reached the top, we stepped to the side to remove our shoes. The whole site is considered sacred and, although we weren't yet in the temple compound itself, we wanted to be respectful.

Kosta – Just put your shoes over here.

G- I don't know, Kosta. This place is very crowded and these are the only shoes we have.

Kosta – No one will steal them, I promise.

P- Maybe we can fit them into the backpack. (We tried this option without success.)

Kosta – The Thai people would not steal your shoes, especially at a religious site.

G- I'm more worried about other tourists.

P- Kosta, you leave your shoes unattended in New Orleans and when you return, they'd be gone.

Kosta – Yes, in Belgium too, but we are in Thailand.

G & P – Ok. We'll leave them. (We reluctantly walked away from our $100 Keens.)

We walked around the area between the first wall and the wall that separates the temple, taking in the sights and sounds. There were children playing traditional Thai instruments and others performing Thai dances. People were making offerings at several Buddha statues, recessed into niches along the inner temple wall. We went to a viewing area where we could see all of Chiang Mai. Bougainvillaea & orchids were growing around the area and it was quite beautiful. Connor had told us of this beautiful area and had urged us to see it. He did not exaggerate. We entered the inner walled area and stopped so that Phyl could put her long sleeve shirt over her bare shoulders. It was not the day to wear a sleeveless shirt. We pulled our shorts low on our hips so they covered our knees.

In the center of the courtyard a large gold stupa stood, surrounded by a smaller wall. On all 4 sides the faithful were lighting incense sticks and dipping unopened lotus blossoms into (holy?) water and tapping it on their heads. They would then join the procession of people, holding their lotus flowers, in clasped hands, in front of their chests, praying/chanting as they walked around the stupa. We watched for a while and wish we knew more about this ritual. Do they walk around a certain number of times? Why do they do this? Do they say a particular prayer/chant as they walk? There is so much to learn about the things we have seen when we return home and have libraries at our disposal.

At the far end of the square sat an alter, inside a large room, with Buddha statues on the far wall and a monk sitting off to the left blessing those approaching on their knees, seeking blessings. We entered, admired the beautiful wall paintings, in squares, floor to ceiling on the walls, and watched what the pilgrims were doing. Then we followed suit, and walked, on our knees, toward the monk, waiting amongst the people, for our turn to receive a blessing. We tried to do everything right, but when it was Phyl's turn, the monk started telling her something in Thai, which was clearly an admonishment. Of course, she had no idea what he was saying, but after he fussed for a minute, he tossed some holy water on her, said a blessing, and laid a string across her outstretched wrist. The string represents the blessing and is worn until it falls off. Monks are not allowed to touch women, thus he did not tie it on her wrist.

I had been in the crowd behind Phyl and decided not to approach the monk until we could determine why she had been fussed. We went outside and talked to Kosta who had been watching the event and explained that as she approached, her shorts crept up above her knees and that must have been what the monk was fussing about because your knees are not to be showing in the temple. Ah! I took my jacket out of my backpack and wrapped it around my waist so that it covered my knees, then I went back into the alter room for my blessing. It was painful walking on the hard floor on my knees. No wonder Phyl was in pain! Her knees have been killing her for weeks. But, it was worth it to take part in this Buddhist ritual.

As we walked back to the area where we had left our shoes, funny man Kosta made jokes that he saw our shoes on people's feet, but sure enough, just as he had promised, our shoes were in exactly the same spot as we had left them. We walked back down the 300 steps and stopped at a food stall where I bought an ear of roasted corn and Phyl bought popcorn.

We returned to our motorcycles and headed further up the mountain to the summer palace of the king. Hungry, we stopped and ate lunch at a food stall/'restaurant'. Kosta bought his daughter an elephant pendant on a silver chain and we went to purchase tickets for the palace. People are not allowed into the palace, and can only walk around the gardens, but we learned that the dress code required to step onto the palace grounds were even more restrictive than the temple dress code, so we did not go. We headed back down the the mountain, which was a little scarier on the hairpin turns than going up, but now we felt more at ease on the motorcycles. When we were almost to our guesthouse, we separated from Kosta. We spent the remainder of he evening chillin on the guesthouse chaises and drinking a few Chang beers.

G- This has been a good day.  I really enjoyed today.

P- Good.  Me too.  And I'm glad that Satan is gone and I have my sweet Gigi back.

G- Me too.